Funny Things Kids Say
Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A: Open toad.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: It had too many problems.
Q: Why are horses such lousy dancers?
A: They have two left feet!
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.
Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing. It just waved!
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.